“…To keep your balance you must keep moving.” This wisdom from that real smart guy, some kind of scientist I think, Albert Einstein. Good as far as it goes but the thought needs updating for use in our new reality. I am up to the task. Continue Albert’s thought as follows:
“But to keep moving one must make sure all parts are in working order. The chain, used to move the wheels, does not restrict our creativity and must be tight and well lubricated. Tires need rubber and proper inflation to provide a comfortable ride and the seat must be built for comfort, not for speed. And to keep your balance and your freedom, you must be able to provide documentation in the form of a sales receipt for the bicycle, especially if the bike greatly resembles a model that went missing from a neighbor’s garage around the corner.”
I trust this updated aphorism will provide you all the guidance you need to be successful in this Theatre of the Absurd we call Existence.
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