Kentucky has 7.5 million barrels of bourbon, about 1.75 barrels per person. The state produces 95% of the world’s bourbon whiskey.
So if, like me, you wonder how a failed doctor psycho conspiracy theorist and a gutless curmudgeon displaying signs of dementia both became senators, perhaps granny passed out a few of the barrels at the polling place on election day.
Or perhaps that’s what happens when cousins marry?