…and sit on the three empty barstools. Looking around they notice the bar is filled with beautiful women. They begin leering and elbowing each other like frat boys. The bartender comes over and puts down a bottle of 38 year old Chivas Regal Royal Salute and 30 year old Glenfiddich saying “On the house gentleman.” And for you Donald, a bottle of Coca-Cola with extra sugar and caffeine.”
“I guess hell ain’t so bad” Kanye said trying to pour a drink, but nothing came out. He called to the bartender as they looked around and noticed the women now seemed to be blow-up dolls. “These bottle necks are solid. Nothing pours out.”
The bartender, now sneering and exposing sharp, horns from his skull replies, “Yeah, I know. There are no holes in the bottles…or the ladies. Enjoy!”