Cheesy attempt to mirror the “Glass half-full or Half-empty’ metaphor aside, whether you believe the year to be half-full or half-empty, it is truly half-over.
From this day forward all conversations you have with a person 60 years+ old where the date is mentioned will include some form of the following statements:
- “How time flies!”
- “Where does the time go?”
- “It’s going faster each year.”
- “I can’t believe the year is half over.”
- ” But we just celebrated New Year’s Eve?”
- “July 1st, Unf*****g believable!”
- “I can’t believe I’m still here.”
- “Can I borrow a few bucks?” (That one is unique to me and does not require mention of a date).