So Jon and Pam were married for twelve days in 2020 and Pam says it wasn’t even a legal marriage. But they remained friends and Jon told People Mag he is leaving her $10 Million in his will. He is 77 but we know 70 is the new 50 so who knows when she’ll collect? There is no rush, that’s not the point.
And we all know the story of George Clooney giving each of his closest friends a suitcase containing a million dollars cash. Beautiful gesture George! Also, let’s not forget the reclusive millionaire John Beresford Tipton who charged Michael Anthony with surprising total strangers with a cool million bucks, (but to be historically accurate there was a 90% tax bracket in those days so it may not have equaled Jon and George’s largesse).
It all does beg the question, “Where’s mine?” I want to put it out there that I will marry you for 12 days, (not legally and with Linda’s permission, of course; all genders welcome), will accept all suitcases and will maintain the secrecy of a reclusive millionaire if that be his, or her, wish.
Please don’t misunderstand, this is not about money! Hahahahahahahahaha! Sorry, I couldn’t say that with a straight face!