They sat down at a booth and looked in amazement at the other patrons, all of whom they recognized. There was Kim Kardashian, her elderly mother Kris and all her sisters including Kylie and Kendall. At the bar was Kanye West, Sarah Palin, the MyPillow guy and Rudy Giuliani. At a big round table in the center of the sleazy watering hole sat Will Smith, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Charlie Sheen. Stuck in a corner with their hands suspiciously moving around under the table were Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity. There were scores of other familiar faces that they just could not put a name with but all had the one thing in common, that “I’ll do anything for fame and money” look on their faces.
Did I mention the name of the bar? It was the Tavern on the Who Gives a “Rat’s Ass” About Any of These Publicity Seeking Drones?