Today, July 12th, we are celebrating the birthday of my best friend, true love and soulmate.
At our age we have nothing to hide so for those that want to know, Linda is ## years old. What happened? She is ## years old. Wait, I can’t backspace. She is ## Years old. What’s happening to my computer? I can’t get the numbers on my keyboard to work. Linda was doing something to my laptop yesterday… SHE IS ## YEARS OLD.
I’ll try spelling out the numbers. Linda is ########################## today.
Wow! She is good. I guess if you want to know her age you will have to call me so I can tell you. But wait, I am feeling a tickle in my throat and getting a bit hoarse…call soon!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!