If I am being too subtle let me clarify. If you think you are getting a once in a lifetime deal as the philanthropically challenged retailers would have you to believe by purchasing on-line today, I am suggesting that perhaps you have erred in your assessment of the situation. “A fool and his money are soon parted!”
(But hmmm…that combo air fryer, toaster oven and composter for $29.95…perhaps there are a few awesome deals?)