Me!
This website costs money to keep up and I receive no funds; only the joy of knowing I fill a void as there is no one else who fills a website with meaningless drivel like I do! I have decided to become an influencer for good as I have heard influencers make a lot of money. So here I go:
**Influence #1: Don’t do drugs. And if you are an idiot who does drugs, stop!
Where do I go to collect my money?