Virginia Woolf was an English writer credited with pioneering the use of “Stream of Consciousness” as a narrative device. I honor her by attempting to emulate this style in the DAILY INFLAMMATION. Her inspiring quote:
“If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.”
About Myself: I am a 39 year old genius with a six-pack of abs that would make Chris Hemsworth jealous. I am brilliant and share my daily thoughts on this site with over 600,000 followers. My prowess in the bedroom is only overshadowed by my IQ of 160 and my string of advanced degrees from Harvard. As Mother Teresa said to me when I was working by her side to ease the suffering of the poor, “You are an awesome dude!”
About Others: Everyone who wears a MAGA cap and worships the orange russian agent that his comrades put in power are the smartest people in the world and not ignorant racists living in fear.
I guess Virginia knew what she was talking about.
Btw: “Mrs. Dalloway” is my favorite of her novels. I suggest you read it.