I am sure you feel as I do, that our language has become too prosaic. We know how stupid the population is in general, (see recent election results). I am starting a campaign to enliven the language so we can, at least, enjoy some imaginative sentence construction.
“I am bumfuzzled by the direction of our government. The gobbledygook emanating from Washington seems to be classic withershins, produces nothing but gubbins and has me totally wabbit!
Your turn. A few suggestions: Hullabaloo, Catawampus, & Lollygag.