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If You Are an Idiot Who Wants Fewer Wrinkles and to Sweat Less…

11.30.2024 by Fred Berman //

 Have I Got an Injection for You!

It’s called Botulinum Toxin; you may know it by its brand name, Botox.  While it’s currently used by people with such low self-esteem they think a few less wrinkles will raise their social status, if injected into your armpits it can help block the signals that tell your body to produce sweat. The result: drier pits, fewer stained tees, and a noticeable reduction in body odor and I’m guessing pheromones.  So if this is important to you and you can pay out of pocket because no self-respecting medical insurance will pay for this folderol, head to Beverly Hills and find a semi-reputable medical professional to poke you.

Or… go buy a stick of Secret Roll-on and age gracefully.  
How is it you’ll pay thousands for Botox and I get nothing for sage advice that will save you a fortune?  

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