Welcome to the main stage. We are now the Laughing Stock of the world!
“Good evening, how we all doing tonight! Great! You’ll never guess who we elected president, again!
I kid you not! Yeah, as stupid as it sounds. It happened.
I’ll be here for the next four years…I hope.
Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and you women be sure not to have a life-threatening pregnancy. Hahahaha!
Good night and good luck!”