I’d Like to Know Who You Are!

I have a cheap website with no ability to track who visits.  For that reason I’d like to ask a favor and have you let me know who you are.  I have come up with an easy way for you to identify yourself.  Just do the following:

1. Get a carrier pigeon, available on-line for $88.00 at Carrier Pigeons R Us.
2. Put your name and contact information on a minute scrap of paper and insert it in the pigeon’s carrier.
3. Direct it to the big oak tree down the street from me.
4. A friendly squirrel named Sheldon will alert me and I will go to the tree and retrieve the message.

Thanks for your help and support.