It was quite painful for me to walk but I suffered in silence as one would expect from a Ninja Warrior type such as myself. At least I thought I was silent but Linda did not agree, so I reluctantly heeded her “advice” and let her take me to the Urgent Care clinic. An x-ray found I have the plantar calcaneal thing on my heel. You may know it by its more common name, a bone spur. Did I mention it hurt like H-E-double toothpicks!
It got me thinking about how impressive it was that the donald faked a condition as painful as bone spurs to dodge the draft. He could have gone with something simple and easier to believe like mental deficiency or incontinence. That is courage!”