The one stress I will not have this year is the fast approaching date of April 15th, the deadline to file your 2023 income tax form. I am DONE!
I had to wait for Charles Schwab to get off their incompetent assess and get me my composite 1099. I always believed every company is required to have the forms prepared by January 31st. But Charlie says he is the exception. Because they are so large and apparently wonderful they have no such deadline and will have the form on February 15th. Then they get it to their clients a few days early and proceed to blow themselves for the “extra” effort, when, in fact, they are late!
But, as you know, I am a kind soul that is slow to anger and quick to forgive. So I will give them the benefit of no doubt and put this unfortunate incident behind me; at least until the wretched poltroons try to pull it again next year! But it is nice to have a different aging businessman like Chuck Schwab to be the recipient of my scathing wrath. I am weary of lamenting the rise of an empty-headed narcissistic, sociopathic traitor with the worst comb-over in history. I won’t name him but see if you can crack that code.