Anatidaephobia is the fear that a duck may be watching you. The term comes from the Greek word “anatidae,” which means “swan, ducks, or geese,” and “phobos,” which means “fear.”
It’s not a phobia if it’s really happening!
Will someone please look out the front window and tell me if that steely eyed, sneering-billed psychopathic Teal is still there? Watching…waiting…