Cults are sinister organizations that feed on the needs and insecurities of its members. Think of it as a toxic friendship. It starts off fun and exciting but soon it becomes controlling and isolates you from your support system. You become totally dependent on the group and lose your individuality and perhaps your ability to think for yourself. If only there was a way to avoid this trap and find a group that would care for me. Now there is such a group.
Introducing the BetterFredThanDead Social Club. Come join us, friend! We are here for you. Your every wish is our command. You will at last find that home you long for and the parental and sibling love you were denied your whole life. Your worries will melt like ice crystals in the spring (Good writing like this is not easy). No need for money or possessions, everything is free! We will take that bank account, jewelry, bonds, cars and free your mind to contemplate the universe.
You’re not buying it, are you? Forget about it then. Go join a cult. I would have treated you better! Maybe?