Astrophysicist research teams all over the world have revealed a major discovery that redefines the Universe as we know it.” Scientists observed gravitational waves that “look like a choppy sea, churned by violent events that happened over the course of the past 13 billion-plus years.”
Admittedly I am not a scientist but as best as I can figure out, the end result of this discovery points to me winning the Powerball Jackpot when it reaches an amount in excess of 500 Million Dollars.
Insights into the inner workings of the Universe? Some have said I possess a Beautiful Mind!