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Happy New Year! Got Resolutions?

01.01.2025 by Fred Berman //

Every year I resolve to lose weight and every year I am fatter than the last.  So this year NO RESOLUTIONS!  By doing away with the pressure of a New Year’s res, I fully expect to drop 50 lbs. with diet and exercise.  I’ll circle back around to you diehard resolution fans who are going to try this year and hopefully catch you when you fall.  In the wise words of my Doctor, “Don’t focus on a number.  Eat heart healthy and walk.  He, of course, is skinny as a beanpole).

Now if you still insist on making a New Year’s Resolution, try making about something easier failure proof like making a positive impact on the world by doing something nice for someone else without any expectations of reward.

It’s called being a human being Jerkwad!  
(I’m back baby!)

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