Telling a joke correctly to elicit the desired reaction is a real talent most people, myself included, do not possess. But we all want to be the life of the party and have people split their sides with laughter when we have our moment in the spotlight. I would rather be known for being hysterically funny than as a great lover! (Actually that might be a slight exaggeration…can’t I be both?).
So to inject a little humor into this post I am going to tell some really old jokes. And since you all know them I’ll skip the build up and get right to the punchlines:
“I was talking to the Duck.”
“I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this.”
“Problem is I don’t wake up until 9:00AM.”
“I’ve had this pack of cigarettes for the last 2 years.”
“So I took her to the kitchen.”
“Remember the Alamo!”
“Where’s the toast?”
I got a million of them, folks!