In this world of double-digit inflation in part a result of rising food prices, one thing has gone down in price: EGGNOG!
So if you are among the select group of bowling alley patrons, trailer park dwellers and chain smokers with fried taste buds that find a mushy glass of cloyingly sweet reconstituted cow juice and chicken eggs to your liking, you will be ecstatic to hear that the price of eggnog has decreased this year.
I do find eggnog can be very useful. If I have ingested poison, run out of Syrup of Ipecac and sticking my finger down my throat is not enough to get the desired result, a small swig of eggnog will immediately produce a regurgitation of epic proportions.
Are you catching my drift? Have I been too subtle? I do not care for eggnog.