Sure China is rolling warships off the assembly line daily, choking off the South China Sea, one of the world’s busiest and most important shipping lanes and yes, they have allowed many American adoptions of Chinese children (with chips implanted so they can keep track for the uprising, (see “101 Conspiracy Theories” by Ima Headcase).
But let’s keep in mind all the good they have done:
- Dim Sum: Delicate pork buns and creamy egg custard tarts, Yum!
- Green Tea: Have you had your daily dose of antioxidants?
- Chinese Checkers: A game so boring even kids don’t want to play.
- Charlie Chan: A Chinese detective so inscrutable he was portrayed by a Caucasian in the movies.
- The Tang Dynasty: Tang, the wonderful orange drink that quenched the thirst of USA Astronauts for years.
- Panda Express: Noodles or rice? You choose!
A tip of the cap to our Asian friends!