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Full Moon Tonight. If Dating a Werewolf Exercise Extreme Caution!

05.26.2021 by Fred Berman //

For those of you rare human beings that see a person for what they are on the inside and don’t define people by their ethnicity, sexuality, looks or body hair and are open and caring enough to overlook the societal difficulties created by dating out of your species, in this instance a werewolf, I offer these full moon suggestions:

  • Forego the romantic moonlight dinner in favor of an afternoon tea.
  • If this is the 3rd to 5th date where you are considering rounding 3rd base and heading for home perhaps contract a 24 hour flu and postpone.
  • If the two of you are already in a more intimate relationship or this is your first date but met your partner via Tinder, suggest a cup of coffee and scone for a breakfast date at Starbucks, explaining to your canis lupus friend you have to go to Kansas to attend Auntie Em’s birthday party and will call when the moon is in its waning gibbous phase.

Think about it.  If a werewolf asks you out for a date on the night of a full moon, my guess is he’s really not that into you, at least not in the way you think!

 

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