Candace Bushnell, Author of the Sex and the City books, movies and television shows, is hosting a Seine River Cruise where she will “Delight” the guests with stories of her past adventures as the real life Carrie Bradshaw. I am not lining up to book passage as I can think of three other river cruises that would be more pleasurable;
- An Amazon River cruise where you can get your toes nibbled by man-eating Piranhas.
- A Nile River cruise where you can encounter an Asp, a poisonous Egyptian serpent just like the one that bit Cleopatra.
- A Ganges River cruise, 1560 miles of perhaps the most sacred river as well as the most polluted.
A week floating down the Seine with yammering yenta Candace Bushnell? Hard pass here…unless you’re buying the tickets?