On this the 246th Year of our independence from England the celebration might just be tempered a bit by a mass shooting in Chicago, a supreme court that ignores the constitution to promote their religious agenda, an attack on our capitol by our own citizens and an unending spate of lies about election results from insane politicians.
Somebody light the sparklers. Let’s party like it’s 1999; a time when we still had a glimmer of hope.
Just kidding. All is good. Go back to sleep.