Why this amazing invention is marketed to senior citizens I am not sure. It seems the world was clamoring for a TP replacement ever since the Covid pandemic cleared store shelves of toilet paper and the competition for a roll became fierce!
The Blaux Bidet is a hand-held wand resembling a personal massager that shoots a stream of water where directed. Hook one up in each bathroom and, as the ad says: “It’s incredibly gentle butt effective” (I added the extra t for emphasis). “If you suffer from hemorrhoids the Blaux Bidet will be your new best friend!”
I wonder what took so long. Damn doctors and scientists wasting all that time on climate change and cures for fatal diseases. At last a product that really eases suffering. I hope they can be made available to charities and food banks so we can get them in the hands of those in need.