William Shakespeare had it right. He just didn’t go far enough. Maybe the cosmetic plastic surgeons were better in his day but what they have done to some celebrities is worthy of capital punishment. I know from whence I speak, for example:
- Kenny Rogers: The Gambler did not know when to hold ’em.
- Mickey Roark: Looks more like a gender transition.
- Helen Hunt : Resembles “lionitis” like Eric Stoltz in “Mask”
- Christa Miller: “Cougar Town”…Yummy. “Shrinking” a deer caught in the headlights.
- Courtney Cox: So pretty in “Friends” but does she think her stretched epidermis looks better than a few age lines?
- Carrot Top: “Aaarrrrrggghhhhh! Someone call animal control!!
The list goes on and on. I know it might seem a bit disingenuous for me to be criticizing other’s looks having been born, shall we agree, pleasing to the eye? I assure you there is no cosmetic surgery in my future; facial surgery that is. If they ever run a special on liposuction I might be talked into letting them suck out some fat cells. LOL, just kidding…or am I?