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Feel Happier and Calmer Almost Immediately. VooDoo is the Key!

09.21.2024 by Fred Berman //

     I am going to abbreviate this two-part procedure and get the news you can use quickly.  The first part will produce big results in 20 seconds.  Pay attention:

  • The Vagus Nerve is the longest cranial nerve in your body.  It helps control essential involuntary functions, including heart rate, speech, mood, and digestion.
  • However, stress, danger, or excitement can cause the vagus nerve to malfunction causing anxiety.  If you aren’t in immediate physical danger this may cause unnecessary stress.
  • One of the fastest ways to stimulate the vagus nerve is through your vocal cords.  You need to “Voo” your way to calm in just a few seconds.

     So how do you do it?

  • You take a deep, full, easy breath, and on the exhalation, make the sustained sound ‘vooooo,’ directing the vibration to your gut.
  • Once you let the air all the way out, you just allow the next breath to come in.
  • You can repeat this practice as many times as you’d like.  20 seconds and you are noticeably calmer.

     Combine the “Voo” with part 2, Doo, a trip to the bathroom for a satisfying ride on the porcelain bus and you will have a bright, sunshine filled day no matter what the weather is like outside.
     There you have it: Happiness through Voo-Doo! 

(**Note:  For those who are not able to perfectly coordinate both steps, use part 1 as a stand-alone exercise and enjoy a 20 second trip to calms-ville!)

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