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February 16th: Quick! What Comes to Mind?

02.16.2022 by Fred Berman //

I know what you are thinking.  “Why is it not spelled F-e-b-u-a-r-y?”  What is with the extra “R?”  Stupid spelling aside it is a momentous date in history.  On February 16, 1926, Archeologist Howard Carter entered the sealed burial chamber of King Tutankhamen in Thebes, Egypt.  The world has never been the same.

It is now believed that the unsealing of this tomb unleashed upon the world countless evil spirits that have ravaged civilized society.  Not only have they, in the past, tried to help those in need, created the Democratic Party and sought peace through negotiation, but continue to wreak havoc today.  The latest is the most horrendous act of all; the stealing of the 2020 U.S. Presidential Elections.  The much sought after evidence has finally been presented and scientifically verified by some of the greatest intellectuals of our time including disgraced former human Rudy Giewliani, Myke the silly pillow guy, PlaceMatt “Point me to the high school prom” Goatz, Tucker “the court found you are an idiot if you believe me” Curlson and loose cannon Marjoram Traitor Greene.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

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