“Oh Goody!” Another Hollywood has-been or never-was is sharing her eating disorder battle with the world, like we give a rat’s ass.
People Magazine reports “Whitney Port, Hills alum, said on her podcast that she plans to speak to a nutritionist and eating disorder specialist after realizing her eating habits are unhealthy.” Whitney herself said, “I’m obviously not giving my body the nutrients it needs.” Oh SNAP! What an unrehearsed, heart-felt expression of her deeply troubled soul. “I’m not giving my body the nutrition it needs?” Who talks like that?
Her husband Tim Port nee Rosenman gave a shocking quote saying “she looks too thin.” So deeply personal and newsworthy. I would think it’s because he feels like he’s climbing on top of a coat rack.
What Whitney is craving is publicity which is no longer achieved through the public airing of your personal problems, real or imagined. And something so pedestrian like an eating disorder. Yawn, so 20 minutes ago. Take a multi-vitamin, have a sandwich and get back to work. Taco Bell is hiring; starting pay is $16.25 an hour.
(OOOHH, I’m so mean! I’ll save my sympathy for people with real problems, in the real world, like the Kim and Kanye)