Why try and thoughtfully reason out or explain something when the above phrase covers every possibility? Here are a few more gems guaranteed to make you sound like an arrogant nerd, and not the good kind of nerd that can fix your computer, explain bitcoin, set up your Wi-Fi or make a fortune in on-line gaming.
- ” You always do that!” – Nobody always does anything with one exception: Politicians always lie.
- “No Offense but…” – They will be offended and possibly resort to physical violence (May include guns in Florida and Texas).
- “Can’t you take a joke?” – Can’t you take a knee in the groin?
- “Vacay, Merch or hubby” – Shortening common words is not cute, saves no time and makes you sound like the pompous jerk-wad you are.
- Tell me, without telling me” – I am at a loss on this one.
- “There are lots of fish in the sea” – Count again and the ones that are left have mercury poisoning.
- “If I’m being honest” – That would be nice…for a change.
- “Literally”- Rarely is it used correctly. There was literally a million people at my party or every idiot believes the presidential election was a fraud. Oh wait, that last one’s true.
- “Needless to say” – If it’s needless to say shut your pie hole!
When in doubt just say, “Hmm interesting,” or STFU!