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Elevate Your Bedtime Bliss!

01.19.2024 by Fred Berman //

     First, get your mind out of the gutter.  I am not talking about the horizontal tango, the beast with two backs or any event that may occur between two people at bedtime, or morning, noon, in the bedroom, or in living room, or in the kitchen on the counter…a story for another time.
     The article is a major disappointment as it comparison of the top brands of sheets and which are best in specific areas such as:

  • Most Comfortable
  • Best Value
  • Best Cooling
  • Best Hotel Style

     I’ll cut right to the end: The best overall sheet according to the people with so much surplus time on their hands they actually care about this sheet is (drum roll), Boll and Branch Signature Hemmed Sheets at just under $300.00 for a queen set.

Random sheet thoughts:
Personally I don’t give a sheet…a second thought.
We all took a sheet…to my friend’s birthday party.  It was the sheetiest party ever!
If you put a sheet on toast instead of creamed chipped would it be called sheet on a shingle?
Be careful not to step on a dog’s sheet.   Get out and take your sheet with you.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s fictional detective was a master of the obvious and slept on a bare mattress; No Sheet Sherlock.
I think Free Jazz is sheet music.
This very thin, only marginally humorous premise has worn out quickly.  It probably should never have seen the light of day. 

No Sheet!

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