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Day 2: Interesting Note on Fasting

11.04.2024 by Fred Berman //

Well, interesting to me anyway.

Fasting makes it quite apparent how much of our day is focused on food.  To us, Baby Boomers who only occasionally eat out, never buy a prepared meal at Aldi or order from Door Dash, food is a major part of our day.  Add up time spent thinking about the what, where, how, the actual prep time, plus cooking and eating, the time expenditure is not insignificant.  If I put eating on the back burner who knows what I might accomplish:

  • Become fluent in Chinese.
  • Discover a cure for Seborrheic Dermatitis.
  • Write the great American novel.
  • Add heels to my regularly scheduled elbow loofah-ing.
  • Actually read “War and Peace,” not just the Cliff Notes.
  • Finish my volume of poetry, “Poems That Don’t Rhyme; A New Genre!”
  • Watch “The Princess Bride” And “A Christmas Story” for the 100th time; 200th time for “The Wizard of Oz.”
  • Complete my treatise on “Broadway Musicals of the Late Twentieth Century.” My specialty.
  • Feed the hungry, end homelessness, make healthcare and affordable education available to all and rebuild our crumbling infrastructure. (Dang! There’s that pinko socialist spouting ridiculous ideas again!)
  • Find a suitcase with one million dollars in it. (As much chance of this happening as winning the lottery.)
  • Go out more and experience fine dining. I have some great coupons for Burger King in my glove box.
  • Dare I dream…Exercise?

I am a man of many parts…most of them worn out!

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