Daily Inflammation

Kindling!

The speed your brain processes information begins to decline around age 24, a study from Simon Fraser University found.  You can exercise your brain and counter the aging process. Keeping physically fit and a variety of mental activities are the key.
“One of the main benefits of aging is that we make more accurate decisions with less information,” says psychologist Cynthia Green.  “With age, we know more,” she notes. “And we have better emotional balance.”

So how do you know if your brain is in trouble?  See a medical professional immediately if you have any of these symptoms:

1. You get confused and lost in close proximity to your home.
2. You watch Fox News for any other reason than comedy relief.
3. You believe a massive fraud occurred in the presidential election.
4. You admire Vladimir Putin’s political savvy.
5. I, in my infinite wisdom, judge you to be an idiot. (Most Popular) Call me.

TYPE A                                                 TYPE B  
1. Speed Racer                                                      1. Snagglepuss: Exit, Stage Right!
2. Transformers                                                    2. The Jetsons
3.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles               3. Rocky and Bullwinkle
4. Tales from the Crypt                                     4. Casper the Friendly Ghost
5. Street Fighter                                                  5. Dudley Do-Right
6. Mortal Combat                                                6. SpongeBob SquarePants

I happily identify as Type B. (Pronouns nerd/uh you)

In a recent meeting of the Synod of Interfaith Elders and Bake Sale, research determined that this partial quote was ignored by an overwhelming majority of the world’s population.  The desire to condemn and then go out for a bit of sinning is just too powerful to ignore.

Losing by the smallest margin of one vote, the motion to toss the Book of John from the Bible was defeated.  Maybe next year.

In his column The Results Are In, Dr. Sanjay Gupta reports a study determined just one pint of beer or glass of wine a day, on average, may begin to shrink the overall volume of the brain and the damage worsens as the number of daily drinks rises.

That explains so much.  

Currently, if  customers of the Tesco Supermarket in Weston-super-Mare, England, park for longer than half an hour, they must spend at least £3 in the store for a three hour stay.  If they don’t, motorists could be slapped with a £70 fine. 

Kind of makes all your problems seem small, right?  Smile and count your blessings!

I am not sure how to handle this.  I shall use this lull in animosity to share some inflammation related wisdom from William Butler Yeats:
“Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”

  So get outta here and learn something  ya crazy firebugs!

Great News!  
At last another makeup line on which young people with unrealistic expectations can throw away their money.   Now, instead of only contributing to the billions of the Jenner-Kardashian cabal trying to look like a strung out skank with Kylie Cosmetics, they can choose to look like The Crypt-keeper’s Wife, embracing pale skin, garish lipstick and midnight black circled Siamese cat eyes with GVXE Beauty.
It’s Good to Have Choices!

“Deliciously Twisted” is the title of the latest original movie from Hulu.  What does that say about us as a society if that is the catchphrase that is designed to entice us to watch?  The promos promise an intimate look at the terrifying landscape of dating where the “darkest secrets” of the most promising people are revealed.

The only “Deliciously Twisted” thing I am interested in is a glazed braid from VooDoo Doughnuts where “The Magic is in the Hole!”
(Speaking about the doughnut, not the date, of course).

Really Adolph; still supporting that numbskull’s Lie?
I mean, it’s ok with me…asking for a friend.