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Call Of Doody!

12.10.2021 by Fred Berman //

I had to…

  • Pinch a loaf.  Good thing I was in a bakery.
  • Squeeze the cheese.  Fortunate of me to be in a grocery store.
  • Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.  Lucky I was in Cleveland.
  • Unloose the caboose.  Happened to be in the train station.
  • Log an entry.  I keep a journal.
  • Offload some freight.  Got to FedEx just in time.
  • Plant some corn.  I was in the garden.
  • Make room for lunch.  It was Noon.
  • Deploy the USS Brownfish.  By chance I was at the shipyard.
  • Get something down on paper.  Lounging in my home office.
  • Download some software.  Good timing as I was in front of my computer.

Just when you think you can’t sink any lower, the urge is unstoppable!

 

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