After discovering her in possession of some cannabis oil, Russian authorities convicted US basketball star Brittney Griner of possession and smuggling of drugs, sentencing her to nine years in a penal colony.
I have found a way to ruthlessly mete out her punishment: Make her serve her time at the most vile and insidious place in the world: Mar-a-Lago. That would make a most frightening episode of “Scared Straight!”
Or possibly a prisoner swap; an American athlete for a Russian agent. Griner for Trump? That’s what we call a win-win.