In the past I have tried to be true to the Guy Code. I was a Drake guy; that is, Drake’s Yodel Snack Cakes. The Yodel was the only one for me; Drake and me, Bros forever.
But in my old age I am a much more enlightened soul and I see things as they are. Young, idealistic Fred would have never have considered abandoning Yodels.
Sure one evening I had a little too much to drink and I ran into an alluring Hostess Ho Ho, I may have tasted one…or two…but it meant nothing and I was thinking about Yodels the whole time. I saw no reason to tell; I resolved to live with my guilt.
Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by the proverbial lightning bolt! Little Debbie’s Swiss Cake Roll entered my life. Amazing, the chocolate tasted like real chocolate and the filling; sweet and creamy. YUM.
Little Debbie’s forever! Forever…?