INFLUENCER
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Individual with an internet presence that gives false hope to their follower, a group of mindless sycophants who seek acceptance in a world they do not understand by copying superficial qualities they inexplicably admire in the false hope of improving their pathetic lives. Famous influencers or “Douchebags” as they are commonly called, who make vast sums of money off the shattered dreams of their followers may include anyone famous with the last names Kardashian, Jenner or trump. Lesser known influencers make money off getting enough lemmings to click onto their ad-infested site and get paid by the advertisers for every click on an ad.
Why didn’t I think of that?