Yes, I hear you, all lives matter. But apparently some of you special needs people are unable to comprehend that the Black Lives Matter movement is a plea for equality and not a claim of superiority. It is an attempt to level the playing field. I support the quest for true equality for everyone on earth, including our cuddly little blue friends living in their masterfully engineered mushroom shaped houses in the forest.
In the interest of full disclosure I have a personal stake in this issue. Many years ago I attempted to cross racial barriers and ardently pursued Smurfette. She rejected my advances and chose to be with Hefty Smurf instead. She was probably right to steer clear of me. As much as we hate to admit it racial prejudice is still rampant in our society. We’d have never made it. Outside the Smurfs forest community, White and Blue don’t mix well. Both people become lighter shades of their former self.
“Life has taken us down different roads, Smurfette. But we will always have the memory of those lazy Saturday morning Cartoon-fests together.”