He’s a great Husband, Father, Friend, Son, Software Engineer and Master of the World of Minecraft.
Wish I coiuld take credit but it’s all Mom, except for the Minecraft part, which is way beyond the comprehension of his parents!
We still struggle with Pong!
Spotting a Hypocrite
Looking for a sure-fire method of telling if somone is a true hypocrite and a lying sack of platypus manure?
They will begin or end a sentence or thought with one of the following two phrases:
“No Offense meant…” or “Sad But True.”
Seriously. No offence intended but it is sad but true.
Shopping List
Organic Golden Beets, Kale, Kefir, Kimchi. Only 4 items but the implications are staggering! How could this happen?
Why no Spaghetti-Os, Vienna Suasage, Pillsbury Orange Rolls? What is the message here? The end of life as we know it?
A Message From The Creator
To all you well-meaning people who want to legislate control of a woman’s body to fit your own personal religious beliefs I have a message. It was sent from above, encoded due to its delicate nature but I am sure you possess the elementary intelligence to crack the code:
G* @ F*(I< Y**RS**F!
E-Commerce
Today, do this before you go for a run, meditate, shower or grab an overpriced mediocre cup of coffee from Starbucks. I want you to scour the internet for every e-commerce site you have ever visited and either complete the purchase or empty your cart. There is too much merchandise in limbo, neither purchased nor available, in a sort of retail purgatory, aware but unable to speak; willing to help but frozen in time and space to the benefit of no one and eating away the fiber of our being as a moth eats away at that abandoned wool sweater in your mold infested attic.
Don’t You Hate
DON’T YOU HATE Social media where any doofus can start his own website and ramble on about anything? And walking among us are people that believe things posted on-line or tweeted actually have meaning. And they vote! (and drive, teach and procreate…)
Life Begins at 70…
If you have been in a coma since you were born 25,567 days ago. Do the math.
These boots are made for walking…
55 years ago (1966) two of the world’s most important prognosticators painted a chilling portrait accurately depicting today’s frightening political landscape.
Thanks and a tip of the hat to Lee Hazelwood and Nancy Sinatra for their clear and prescient analysis of today’s politics.
“You keep lyin’ when you oughta be truthin’
You keep losing when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin’ when you oughta be a changin’
What’s right is right but you ain’t been right yet.”
You May Need Help in Growing Up If…
You are out of your teens and wear your baseball cap with the visor in back.
Dear Jackass
After you load the groceries into your car, instead of leaving the cart in the parking space or half on the curb, walk the 10 steps and put the shopping cart into the holding area. You’ll make the parking lot a little more user friendly, safer and you may actually get into triple digits on your pedometer.
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