Today we introduce a new feature: “ASK FREDERICK?”
As the possessor of vast knowledge and infinite common sense I feel it my mission in life to share with you my life-changing revelations acquired from years of experience. I will do so by answering questions submitted by my adoring fans.
Here is the first letter I received just yesterday:
“Dear Frederick:
I am a lifelong supporter of the Second Amendment, abolition of all programs for the needy (aka radical left socialism), ending taxation of the rich so they can create jobs, cutting Social Security, Medicare and reversing the illegal outcome of the last election that was stolen by the democrats. As a concerned citizen (MAGA!!) I want to throw my hat in the ring and seek elected office. How do I enter politics?
Future President
Dear Future: The process is simple. To get on most ballots you need to get a certain amount of signatures on a petition to show you are a viable candidate. The number of signatures needed varies with geography and population. You need to pick an office and then comply with election laws. Here is a list of offices for which you qualify:
Mayor of CrazyTown
Senator from the Great State Nut-Sylvania
Delirious-in-Chief:
Secretary of Shite
Commissioner of Cuckoo
Superintendent of Screw Loose