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ARE YOU NUTS? Walnut Butter Cookies)

07.04.2021 by Fred Berman //

INGREDIENTS
2 sticks Softened butter
1 cup Brown sugar
1 cup Granulated sugar
1 tsp. Vanilla
2 eggs
3 cups Whole wheat flour.  Yuk, Fred’s choice, not mine!
1 tsp. Salt
1 tsp. Baking soda
3/4 cup  Chopped walnuts

Cream butter with sugars until fluffy.  Add vanilla and eggs 1 at a time and mix until blended.  Add flour, salt and baking soda and mix until it comes together.

Make into balls with a 2-1/2 TBSP (medium) ice cream scoop (if you don’t have one, buy it.  You will thank me later).  Press them down flat on the cookie sheet.  This will make them come out crispy because we all know Fred loves crispy! Add Nuts and Mix well.

Bake at 350 for 13 minutes and thoroughly cool on a rack.  This makes 3 dozen even after you eat a ton of raw cookie dough.

To make them edible for normal people:

  •  Throw out the nuts and add chocolate chips.  (Uncle Budd likes milk chocolate)
  • Lose the whole wheat flour and use Gold Medal White because I never let “healthy” get in the way of a good recipe.

Eat a dozen or so with full fat milk while watching a movie.  ENJOY!

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