- Democrats and Republicans realize that our country is divided and have committed to redoubling their efforts to work together for the good of the country and will strive for equitable compromise solutions.
- Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune fans gain perspective on the shows, finally accepting the fact that they are simply GAME SHOWS and all the time spent accusing, criticizing and complaining on line speaks to their need to “get a life.”
- 8 Justices of The Supreme Court of the United States will henceforth base their decisions on the U.S. Constitution and not their personal religious beliefs. The 9th Judge will acknowledge the validity of the rape accusation against him and resign.
- United States citizens will join the World Community by now calling soccer fútbol, football American Football.
- In the spirit of cooperation we will adopt and adapt to the Metric System of measurement.
- I will quit whining and use this site for something constructive.
Here we go…Brace yourselves for the shocking dénouement:
APRIL FOOLS!