Not for everyone, understanding these may require an advanced degree in a scientific or math discipline:
- Why are there no restrooms at airport stores? Because they are doody-free shops!
- What marionette works as a Bathroom Greeter at Walmart? Howdy Doody.
- What’s the most popular video game in bathrooms? Call of Doody!
- Why is it unsafe to use the swimming pool as a toilet? Because there are no lifeguards on doody!
- What do you call an employee that never leaves his desk? Doody-full.
Is this what Freud meant by “anal retentive?” No one really gives a s**t!
P.S. What is the official Drink of restrooms? Coca-Colon!
(I should have quit while I was behind!)