I came up with a brilliant solution to my money problems and I only share it with you, my readers, because I know none of the 6 of you will rat me out!
I have an exclusive offer (I guess they know what a dynamic influencer I am) from New Yorker Magazine. I can get an 88% discount off the cover price. That means the 26 week cover price is $224.75. They will discount 88% ($198.75) making my cost $26. My genius plan is to resell subscriptions for the incredibly low price of $112.oo, a 50% discount giving me a net profit on each sale of $86.00. If I sell 10 a day and work 5 days a week, 50 weeks a year (I need a vacation), I’ll make over $200,000.
I’ve thought for weeks and can’t find a single flaw in my plan. It appears to be foolproof. My years of business experience will finally earn me what I am worth. I may write a book!