You can now test yourself for brain activity at home without expensive and cumbersome EEG (Electroencephalogram) equipment. There are no co-pays and a referral from your PCP is not required. It merely requires a moment of reflection and one question. Do I now identify myself by taking the last name of a current political leader and adding an “er” at the end?
(Example: If the leader was named Dump would you call yourself a Dumper?)
If the answer is yes then you are definitely brain-dead and should immediately turn in your driver’s license and refrain from operating heavy equipment.