Wow! The AARP must think our generation (aka The Greatest & Baby Boomers), totally incapable of rational thought.
Here is the “No, Duh” list of used items to avoid and, based on their assessment of our common sense, a few additions:
Intimates like swimwear, mattresses & bedding, shoes & slippers, medicine, anything for a newborn, large appliances, plastic containers, pots and pans, perfumes, helmets, stuffed animals, helmets and vacuums.
Glaring omissions include: blood glucose test strips, Depends, bongs, syringes, anal probes, Neutrona Wands, and Proton packs, Sharpie fine points, Hubble telescopes, previously popped bubble wrap, Large Hadron Colliders (LHC), plant-based protein, season passes to the Ice Capades, non-GMO boner-pills, 24/7 obituary streaming service membership, catheterization equipment and Star Wars figures not in their original, unopened packaging.
I wish I’d had this list before I started my Christmas shopping!