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A Word About R.E.M. Sleep: The Most Critical of All Sleep Cycles

01.30.2024 by Fred Berman //

REM is the last of four stages in a sleep cycle that we can thank for cool functions that help make sleep so rejuvenating, like processing emotions and memorizing new motor skills.  But there are a lot of questions around this sleep stage: what exactly happens during R.E.M. sleep and how much of it do we need?  I did a science-adjacent study with my Beats Bluetooth earphones.  I closely monitored my own R.E.M. sleep; following are my conclusions drawn from multiple hours (3) of exhaustive research:

  • The calm, steady rhythm of “Losing my Religion” lulled me to sleep.
  • Next the insipid melody of “Everybody Hurts” kept me soundly snoozing.
  • But When “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” came on I was woken and I felt fine!

My conclusion is the R.E.M. sleep is important and refreshing.  The only disturbing aspect of the study was that Michael Stipe and I were both naked.  That’s usually another dream all together!

(Editor’s Note:  If you totally missed the point of the above post you are either young or not a fan of 1980’s and 90’s rock music.  Take it from me, this was beyond clever).

***This post dedicated to our great friend and expert in all things related to music, Geoff Wolfe.  He would have understood and appreciated it. R.I.P. in R.E.M.

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