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A Slice of Fairy Bread A Day Keeps the Doctor Away!

04.21.2022 by Fred Berman //

Fairy bread is a favorite treat Down Under, especially for kids. It starts with a slice of white bread spread with butter; then, you add “hundreds and thousands,” which is the local’s term for sprinkles. Since it was created in the 1920s, fairy bread has been a mainstay at children’s birthday parties in New Zealand and Australia.

In other parts of the world astonishing discoveries regarding the efficacy of Fairy Bread have been made.
For Example:

  • Reports from Smurf Village deep in the forest detail the rich, blue sheen attained by regular consumers of Fairy Bread.
  • Quarterly earnings from Tinker Bell’s Fairy Bread Bakery in Neverland reached an all-time high in Q1 after reaching an agreement with Wendy, John and Michael Darling to tout the medicinal qualities back home in Kensington.
  • Although Plankton keeps trying to steal it to serve at “The Chum Bucket,” the recipe for Mr. Krab’s version of this miracle food remains a secret.  The “Krabby Patty on Fairy Bread” is the number one seller at Sponge Bob’s favorite eatery The Krusty Krab.

For all you non-believers, get over it.  This is science!

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